Hello poochie people,
My name is Darcy and I am Nat’s boss. I would like to make a formal complaint about this employee of mine in point form for affect-
* Nat does not come when called. Sometimes I have to wait up to half an hour until she lets me back into my office
* Nat has positioned the door handles to high and therefore I can not open my own office door! This is discrimination and I could sue her but i’m not that sort of pooch.
* She puts flavouring in her water but not in mine.
* She talks all the time but as soon as I open my mouth and let out a wee bark I’m in trouble.
* She eats all the time so why can’t I????!!!!????
* Nat has a company car and I don’t when I am the face of the business, instead she makes me walk without shoes.
* She goes on holidays overseas by herself and I’m not even allowed to walk around the block without a chaperone.
I could continue but I don’t want to sound like a whiny puppy.
This is your first written warning Nat.
Mr Darcy Dog.